Congratulations! You’ve survived the first half of 2020! Does the idea of there being a full six months left in this godforsaken year make you want to violently vomit? Yeah…us too.
Emotionally speaking, the first half of 2020 has lasted approximately six months and 487 years.
Quarantine time distortion is a real thing. That’s why we’re willing to bet that you will not believe the events we’ve compiled on this list actually took place in the year of our lord 2020. Time is a human construct that has lost all meaning this year, whether due to isolation or just the unending onslaught of world-ending news.
In all likelihood, you’ll probably experience the memory of these events now like they’re from a bygone era, a time when humanity was more innocent and naive, and less — you know — on the brink of total societal collapse and whatnot. But as strange and far away as they seem, this is the reality of…