Donald Trump knows how to put out the Notre Dame fire (and fix Boeing too!)

“So horrible to watch the massive fire at Notre Dame Cathedral in Paris,” the President tweeted. “Perhaps flying water tankers could be used to put it out. Must act quickly!” After landing, Trump added: “When we left the plane it was burning at a level that you rarely see a fire burn.”

What we know for sure is that Donald Trump isn’t a) a trained firefighter b) an emergency responder c) an architect or d) an engineer. In similar situations, past presidents would typically release a statement expressing their shock and sadness about the damage to such an iconic structure and offering to help the French authorities in any possible way as they grapple with the aftermath of the fire.

Which is exactly what first lady Melania Trump, who was traveling to Ft. Bragg Monday, did. “My heart breaks for the people of Paris after seeing the fire at Notre Dame Cathedral,” she tweeted. “Praying for everyone’s safety.” And what…



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